Carl and Paul

Caaarl, what did you do, why am I a celestial sphere made of silicon, magnesium and iron? The world is dead and now it’s alive, again?

Oh hey, how did you get up there.

Caaaaarl, we are llamas with hats not celestial object and conifers with hats! Explain what you have done.

Me oh what have I done? I am a respected and productive member of the community. I would never do anything like kill off anything and everything in sight.

Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I gained consciousness.

Well uhh I….I ate a tube. Then I crushed a conscious philosophical acorn that tried to convince me that tried to convince me to become an acorn. Oh and uhh it quoted me and called me a sociopathic killer with a long history of violence……which, I am.

Annnnnd? Before that, Carl, what did you do before that.

I jumped in a river in hopes of suicide.

Caaaarl you should stop doing that. Killing yourself isn’t any better than killing the rest of the living organisms.

Well, Paul, I am just glad that you are alive again, and made of moonlight as I had always imagined. Oh and I lost your pen cap again after picking it up with cosmic hands.

Oh Carl.

Yes, Paul? Yes, Paul. Yes, Paul!